What the other girl in my fucking head did during my off hours to get me into these kinds of situations I don’t have a clue but this one was going to be the easiest pay day for me if this dude actually showed up. And you know what? The fucker did! A red Ferrari pulled up in front of the coffee shop. Walking towards it I thought how funny this will this be if it’s a complete coincidence. But it wasn’t. I walked right up to the car and the guy inside didn’t even want to talk or get out. He handed me $300 cash and said to have a good day and sped off down the street in his red Ferrari! God fucking bless America.
What did I do? I had a great fucking day! I went shopping…